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Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches acrooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake! I drink it up!

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News Post Motherfuckers

2010-08-04 23:08:11 by DieLikeaChampion

I decided to make a news post for all my imaginary fans. Yep all three of you guys. That way I can feel important. It only gives me 32,768 characters to type, why did they pick that number? It's so random.

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Financier 25 Points Earn 5000 golds Medal Stats.
First Blood 5 Points Kill the first enemy soldier Medal Stats.
OMG 5 Points Pass the level without losing any of your structures Medal Stats.
RELIGION 5 Points religion scenario Medal Stats.
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Total Medals Earned: 738 (From 121 different games.)